hermione granger as the doctor’s companion
come with me.
together they could rule the universe.
“I had to use a Time Turner to get to fit all my classes in”
“Oh you BRILLIANT girl! It’s always the smart ones that are the most dangerous. Books are the best weapons in the world, after all”
“Could you take me to a library?”
“I could take you to a planet where the entire WORLD is a library”
“You and I are going to have a lot of fun Doctor, aren’t we?”
I mean he’s a fan of HP
Completely plausible AU + Hermione Granger = YESYESYES YES YES
SOMEONE FUCKING WRITE THIS
I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR
NOBODY TELL MOFFAT
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”
Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…
stay in school y’all
LOTS OF SCHOOLS CAN’T/DON’T/WON’T TEACH THIS
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
Actually, anchors aren’t just meant to sink, they’re also meant to grab onto the sea floor surface, usually by come combination of hooks, mushroom shapes, plows, or (yes, sometimes) just massive mass.